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videohall:

Drunk girl leaves an entertaining voicemail for a guy she just met

> Ryan wears tiny clothes apparently.

> I’d fax her back.

> This girls a catch! She’s got TWO jobs!!

> The best part is that the guy who received this voice-mail didn’t even go out that night according to the youtube info. Ryan gave the girl a wrong number.

> Did she work at eBay or Jamba Juice?

> “I get indigestion sometimes too” Lost it.

> I bet shes a hoot to drink with.

 > Has two jobs, made the first move, can almost spell…how is this girl single.

You make me so nervous, Ryan!

genius.

colonize my vagina

colonize my vagina

mmmmmhm yes baby

lindsaychrist:

iconic

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forever reblog

sonny-sabotage:

ha-ra-ki-ri:

mauratalityrate:

IS THAT NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM
THAT IS NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM

HIS FACE

worth so much money

sonny-sabotage:

ha-ra-ki-ri:

mauratalityrate:

IS THAT NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM

THAT IS NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM

HIS FACE

worth so much money

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

kawaiiest-bitch:

me on tumblr

me in real life

kawaiiest-bitch:

me on tumblr

me in real life

videohall:

A Facebook update in real life

^precisely why id ont have fb

westbor0baptistchurch:

vanillish:

powahhh:

these are always the coolest 

are we just going to ignore this

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How did they change genders?

his penis though